My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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