We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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