Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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