and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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