were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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