I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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