He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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