the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's rum buckets o'clock
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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