We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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