Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
my poor anus
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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