I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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