I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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