What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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