I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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