Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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