You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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