oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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