Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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