walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think this conversation is over.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...