I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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