I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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