I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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