When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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