i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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