Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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