tell your sister to shave her snatch
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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