ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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