Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Randomize
