I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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