About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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