dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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