he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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