Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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