There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.