when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!