office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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