Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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