I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
