I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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