Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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