I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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