You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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