Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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