In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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