i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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