I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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