I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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