I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
whose ass print is on the piano?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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