Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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