Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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