maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I lost the right to judge tonight
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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