Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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