id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just pee around me
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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