So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Help. Why am I so naked?
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